Happy New Year from the online casino! - December 31, 2007
What better way to celebrate a New Year than by having a major win in an online casino? And for my win, everybody, I elect to have it on a progressive jackpot slot machine. See you on millionaire’s row sometime… If you don’t make it, watch out for my yacht – the white one. read full article
Me, my online gambling habit and my traveling neighbors - December 26, 2007
The neighbors are traveling again and I get to water the plants, start the car and be ready for burglars. Every time they travel, I overdose in the online casino. read full article
Online gambling in a dental lab? - December 22, 2007
These stupid accidents happen to all of us. They are not life threatening they just cause an enormous amount of irritation. I bit into a candy and a piece of a tooth snapped off some fancy bridgework that a dentist had built some years ago. I stopped my game in the online casino and rushed off to a dental lab. read full article
Do I ever! What, me gamble online? - December 18, 2007
Winter’s here! Long cold nights, fire blazing away in the hearth and a couple of bottles of red wine standing on the side table next to two fine crystal wine goblets. On the floor there’s a thick rug and on it is Tammy, the gorgeous widow who lives upstairs, with her laptop. She looks at me as I walk in and says “Feel like doing a little online gambling?” read full article
You cannot mix grandchildren with online gambling - December 14, 2007
I am deep inside an online casino when the bell rings. How nice. My children and grandchildren have come to visit. Then the children tell me they are off in an adults’ day and I am looking after the grandchildren and thanks a lot. Six grandchildren stand looking at me waiting for my next move. read full article
Introducing online gambling to the supermarket. - December 11, 2007
It’s supermarket shopping day again. Thank goodness it only happens about once a month. My wallet and my nerves wouldn’t stand any more than that. I still take my laptop – what if there’s a long line at the check out? Good thing they have wireless and I can get into the online casino! read full article
Rolling dice in an online casino counts as strenuous exercise, right? - December 7, 2007
One of the things about working out regularly in a gym is that they insist that you bring a clean bill of health certificate once a year. What they are worrying about is your estate suing them after you collapse on their premises. To get the certificate means a visit to the HMO’s sports center. And the HMO’s sports center means plenty of waiting around. read full article
Must I give the doctor a share of my online gambling win? - December 3, 2007
The doctor’s waiting room looked like Grand central Station this morning. The receptionist wasn’t there and irritable patients were pacing up and down, all trying to be outside the door of the consulting room at the exact moment the doctor opened it to call in the next patient. I was in no hurry. I had brought my laptop, just in case, and I was happily gambling online in the chaos. read full article
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