First of all she is gorgeous and sexy, secondly she lives all alone as I do and thirdly she wouldn’t invite me up here to her pad if she didn’t want company. Now she wants to gamble online? Okay, I say in my most disinterested conversational voice. It’s not what I had in mind when I walked in and saw the setting, but if we must… What are we gambling for? It depends, says Tammy. She goes off into a long explanation of the odds and winnings in the online casino. I tell her to cut it short and just describe the main prize for the evening. I mean, what can I actually win? She avoids the question and leaves me feeling that I am not sure who the person who does not understand things is. “Let’s gamble,” I say, putting an end to the small talk. We log into her choice of online casino and immediately I see that things are different. It must be some secret hideout where lonely widows gamble online. I see three-reel slot machines and say why don’t we warm up on those? I don’t recognize the symbols on the reels but think positively about lining up all three. After some time I do manage to line up 3 of the same symbols and to my surprise - and delight – I win a prize. The symbols look like wine glasses and Tammy immediately leans over and fills the wine glasses. We toast each, drink up and return to the slots. Some time later Tammy lines up three symbols that resemble a pair of lips as painted by an impressionist of the French school – they could have been mountains as well. Tammy leans over again and points to her lips. I deliver a long and sensuous kiss. She seems to enjoy receiving her prize about as much as I enjoy giving it. I feel that I am making progress in this online casino, but its going slowly. Can anyone tell me what I need to do to hit the progressive jackpot? Posted on: December 18, 2007
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