I will sail from Queensway Quay on the Rock of Gibraltar and end up in the Beirut Marina a year or two later. Perhaps even five years, who knows? There’s a lot of water and a lot to see and a lot of online and on-land gambling in between these two points. If I’m out at sea it will be roulette at the online casino. If I’m in port it will be baccarat at the Le Grand Casino in Monaco, even if it means dressing up in my white tux and black tie.

I’ve had enough of this cramped up city life, the traffic, the overflowing bars and restaurants, the check out lines in the shops. I’m heading for the wide open ocean where I can stretch my arms out without pushing the neighbors off the end of the building. I can gamble online from anywhere, so why so I have to live in a box?

The yacht I saw outside the Pasta Palace last night is for sale. I handed the guy a cool fifty thousand dollars to keep it for me until I come back on Monday morning to pay him the rest of the million bucks which I have under the floor tiles in my bedroom. Been saving for years and it’s all money won gambling online. The yacht I am going to buy is great. Large and white with all modern modcons, it even has a built in roulette wheel that is usable when the sea is dead calm. The Wifi system allows me to gamble on line in any kind of weather and this is what I plan to do between ports of call.

There is one draw-back to all this online gambling. I have to come up with another couple of million for the boat. The first million is just the down-payment. Luxury yachts don’t come cheap. So if you should spot me out at sea in my large white yacht, the one with the helicopter on the after deck, I will be gambling online as though my life depends on it. And it does…

Posted on: September 22, 2008

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